• @[email protected]
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    3 days ago

    Haha this is funny because I’m actually a part time wish-granter:

    To subvert this particular wish, your phrasing is the key:

    You said:

    I wish there’s always fresh and delicious food I want to eat in my fridge at all times

    So the first part of your wish is:

    There is always fresh and delicious food in the fridge

    But the second part, begins with a capitalization, a subclause to the first clause, or dependent statement:

    I want to eat in my fridge at all times

    Your fridge is now full of good food that disappears if you try to remove it outside the confines of your fridge, and now anything you eat, MUST be eaten while inside of your refrigerator (i.e: Your entire body has to inside of the refrigerator), and refrigerator implies a standard size kitchen fridge, not an industrial fridge or freezer.

    I hope you like eating nutella snack cakes huddled inside your fridge for survival now 😎

  • *Tagger*
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    53 days ago

    Sure, but your fridge is no longer in your kitchen as it has been transported somewhere else in the world where a small team of chefs work to keep it stocked. You don’t know where it is.

  • @OhmsLawn
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    53 days ago

    Every time you remove something, it respawns in your fridge. Nowhere to put leftovers. Want some milk? Hope you’re ready to finish the quart!

    • @Addv4
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      13 days ago

      Is that based on current occupancy, or if there was room already does adding an object add it to the que of things that auto fill?

  • @over_clox
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    33 days ago

    Sure, but your microwave and oven never work…

  • @Asidonhopo
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    23 days ago

    An unlimited supply of the only palatable and safe to eat food on Earth is now in your fridge, and it’s only a matter of time before neighbors, and eventually the world’s governments find out.