• IninewCrow
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    372 months ago

    A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and you mean your mother.

    • @dohpaz42
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      12 months ago

      I thought a Freudian slip was something you do with a milf to get her in bed? 😈

  • @[email protected]
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    62 months ago

    Some people look so young like they haven’t even fucked their own parents yet. Always better to ask for official government documentation before serving them alcohol

  • @[email protected]
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    52 months ago

    Another level: The id would be the part ordering more and more expensive drinks, so it’s preferred by barkeepers.

      • Ben Hur Horse Race
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        32 months ago

        pretty sure… bartender says he needs to see some ID like identification, I. D. pronounced eye-dee not Id, pronounced “ihd”… i just dont think it works written down (or said) im fun at parties

          • @GrammarPolice
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            22 months ago

            Comment copied from another comment i made

            My Freudian psychology is a bit rusty, but the id, superego, and ego are the three main divisions of the self/personality. The id is responsible for impulsive thoughts and actions and is associated with a more animalistic and instinctual personality. The superego is the moral compass of our self and is very critical of the id’s tendencies, while the ego is the rationale part of our personality. The part that mediates between the other two, and the part that we expose to the world.

            The joke is just a spin on the word “id”, and nothing more

            • @SendMePhotos
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              22 months ago

              Well now it all makes sense. Thank you.

          • @GrammarPolice
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            42 months ago

            My Freudian psychology is a bit rusty, but the id, superego, and ego are the three main divisions of the self/personality. The id is responsible for impulsive thoughts and actions and is associated with a more animalistic and instinctual personality. The superego is the moral compass of our self and is very critical of the id’s tendencies, while the ego is the rationale part of our personality. The part that mediates between the other two, and the part that we expose to the world.

            The joke is just a spin on the word “id”, and nothing more