What has your kid(s) done today to you?

  • @EfreetSK
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    101 year ago

    Played with a knife then she got mad at me for taking it from her. Then got even more mad when I tried to explain to her why it’s dangerous. She’s 3 years old

  • @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    Not a dad, but a school bus driver. I had a kid lose her marbles.

    We found them we I hit the breaks.

    • @postgeographixOP
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      21 year ago

      I have only ever heard of people ‘losing their marbles’ figuratively, until this

  • CrimeDad
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    1 year ago

    My four year old informed me, via the Father’s Day questionnaire she filled out at school, that I am 18 years old. I thought I was 37. I hope they don’t call the cops on her mother.

    I was just thinking that I hadn’t seen a dadsplaining post since my last one and I was concerned for a moment that my instance, lemmy.one, decided to pull a Beehaw on lemmy.ca.

  • @surewhynotlem
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    51 year ago

    We were playing lego and she destroyed my tower. Then she reprimanded me because I wasn’t sad enough. So I spent the next 20 minutes rebuilding/breaking/me fake crying/repeat. It was, apparently, hilarious.

  • @jasparagus
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    51 year ago

    Minor meltdown over tooth brushing, but that’s… about it.

    Today was a good day.

  • @ClockworkOtter
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    31 year ago

    Slept all night in her own bed for the first time!