Text: Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants…

  • ipodjockeyEnglish
    46•2 months ago

    They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

  • @qisope
    11•2 months ago

    …but fears things may accelerate out of control if he does

  • @stupidcasey
    9•2 months ago

    Reminds me of a homeless man I knew that drank windshield wiper fluid when he couldn’t get alcohol… No joke here It just reminded me of him.

    • @[email protected]
      3•2 months ago

      I had an acquaintance years ago whose father owned a carpet cleaning business. When they couldn’t afford booze they’d steal carpet cleaning solution to drink. Major.alcoholics at 18/19 years old.

  • @some_random_nick
    7•2 months ago

    As long as he doesn’t touch my blinker fluid, all is well.