• @[email protected]
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    28 minutes ago

    The crab is always looking at the sea so that it never goes into it when going side to side. All it knows is anger. Deep.

  • @[email protected]
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    172 hours ago

    I’m told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said “You can’t see it from here but it can see you.”. Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused

    • @BottleOfAlkahest
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      72 hours ago

      I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, “Somesone else is in here.” They then promptly fell back asleep…me, not so much…

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      52 hours ago

      I once asked my ex husband “does it have Scweppevescence” (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.

  • @Crackhappy
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    32 hours ago

    I pretty often will wake up giggling.

  • @EfreetSK
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    23 hours ago

    Oh sleep talking nonsense is the best! When I was in college my roommate wrote down what I said whe I was sleeping, it could be roughly translated like this:

    “We have a crooked goat in our head that we can grab by the wall and then we can go fuck ourselves because we’ve had enough of it and that’s it”

    I couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried …

    • @jaybone
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      30 minutes ago

      Crabby even.

      Edit oh goddamnit it I didn’t see your username.

  • @aeronmelon
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    247 hours ago

    Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.

    • Clay_pidgin
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      45 hours ago

      Evolution provrs that all of our dreams eventually lead to CRAB