Maybe specializing in elemental magic was a mistake.
Can’t he just make a girl out of mud or whatever and animate her? Seems simpler than dating.
Girls are temporary, the orb is eternal.
The Wizard With The Phone looks really incongruous, like from a Terry Pratchett novel
It’s way easier than dragging a palantir everywhere.
Just cast a spell, dork
Edit: also this is a sorcerer, Picard Maneuver, you heathen
also this is a sorcerer, Picard Maneuver, you heathen
Hmm, is it problematic if I say that they all look the same to me?
Yes, but that doesn’t make it less true
I reverse imaged searched to see what character this was until I finally realized how you knew he was a sorcerer. Silly me.
Maybe she likes guys who know what they’re about, Greg the Sorcerer-but-dresses-like-a-Wizard
Guy, just take a 1 level dip into Bard.
Skidaddle skadoodle your-
