• @hexadence
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    32 months ago

    “If your ejaculation is glossy, you might be ill.”

    “Here it is. How am I?”

    “You’re well. Cum matte.”

  • @[email protected]
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    12 months ago

    There’s a podcast I used to listen to that ends the intro with “and there is no welcome mat” and in one episode they immediately welcomed a guest named Matt.