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Kintarian to Dad JokesEnglish · 7 months ago

I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow

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I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow

Kintarian to Dad JokesEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Xeroxchasechase
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    7 months ago

    You put the pro in procrastination

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      7 months ago

      I’ll put the rest in later.

  • RagingSnarkasm
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    I was going to stop being so indecisive, but then I thought some more about it and now I’m not sure that it’s a good idea.

    • KintarianOP
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      I can’t decide if that’s funny or not. I’ll get back to you.

  • EgoNo4
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    Wanted to come up with a joke for this but I’ll do it tomorrow.

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    7 months ago

    Never put off to tomorrow today what you can put off to next week tomorrow.

    • KintarianOP
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      7 months ago

      Absolutely

  • melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    I’m planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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