• @Fosheze
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    19 minutes ago

    Menards, world renowned for selling the wettest possible lumber.

  • Flying Squid
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    26 hours ago

    I used to be a male prostitute, but I couldn’t make a living at it because people always saved big money at Menards.

    Stupid pimp.

  • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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    510 hours ago

    So the ship’s wheel that he had attached to his crotch didn’t provide adequate protection?

    • @bitwaba
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      46 hours ago

      He removed it. It was driving him nuts

  • @wjrii
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    14 hours ago

    Normal people walking past and shaking their damn heads as I am somehow in a fight with a pirate…

  • @ape_arms
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    716 hours ago

    My brother in law calls it the “whore store”…because you can get anything you want there.

      • @[email protected]
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        110 hours ago

        Did you know that you can save 11% on EVERYTHING?

        I literally bought the soft toy bear that sings the jingle. I’m surprised they haven’t expanded toward the coasts, I never even considered going to Lowes or Home Depot when I lived relatively nearby one. I was initially not a fan because they put the local True Value out of business but the selection and prices are just too good at Menards with much more silly charm. And the 11% rebates were amazing if you remembered to actually mail them in.

  • @finitebanjo
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    214 hours ago

    Save Big Money

    When you shop Menards!

    Jokes aside I like the rebate program.

  • @rockSlayer
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    16 hours ago

    Watch out for that 11% rebate

    Edit: sometimes I forget that Menards is a Midwest thing. Their big advertising thing is that you can mail your receipt to receive 11% of the bill back

    • @Wogi
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      1019 hours ago

      I rebate me hook when the fish gets away. Yarr

      • @rockSlayer
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        113 hours ago

        Probably, but it’s a hardware store. I don’t know about the habits of folks outside of my little corner of the Midwest, but very few people return things to them anyways

  • @harmsy
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    114 hours ago

    This whole thing made me remember those old Menard’s ads that would end with the old guy drawing a circle with his jaw while saying “menAAAAAARRRRRRRDSSS!!!”

  • @[email protected]
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    319 hours ago

    I always read it like a leprechaun. What did the leprechaun say when it got kicked in the nuts? “OCH, ME’NARDS!”