I mean we’ve all been there. Trying to usurp the power of a nation, to create the kind of confusion US democracy is only known to deliver abroad, and you fat finger a 4 for a 7.

Lil buggers look practically identical.

It’s those damned ATMs with their inverted keypads! And calculators! How’s a guy supposed to check if his boss stiffed him, work out accrued interest on his debt, then have to text a phone to overturn an election?!?