A study analysing penis sizes between the years 1942 and 2021 has found that the average length of the male member, when erect, has increased significantly over the last 30 years.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    322 months ago

    sperm count decrease headlines

    dick size increase headlines

    I see this as an absolute win

    • @jimmy90
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      102 months ago

      more fun less babies, perfect solution to overpopulation

  • Cadeillac
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    232 months ago

    What if only guys with big dicks were willing to do the study in modern times?

  • @feedum_sneedson
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    162 months ago

    That’s surely just nutrition, we’ve got taller as well.

  • @dohpaz42
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    142 months ago

    Huh. Not where I thought that was going. 😁

  • @Hikermick
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    132 months ago

    This headline really sent me into a panic!

    I woke up Thursday to enlarged man parts. It was like someone slipped two lemons and a grapefruit into my pants overnight. Long story short doctor says it’s an allergic reaction to something, I had to let the fluids drain back out, this accomplished by lying on my back for two days with it wrapped up in an Ace bandage pointed at the ceiling.

    After seeing the headline I thought for sure it was happening globally pun intended

  • @sudo42
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    132 months ago

    I confirm that mine has not increased in size over the last 30 years. Maybe I’m in the control group?

    • Dr. Wesker
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      72 months ago

      Could be Peyronie’s disease, might wanna get that checked out.

  • @paddirn
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    82 months ago

    It’s cool being big I guess, but just sort of pointless having nobody to appreciate it with.

    • Cadeillac
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      12 months ago

      Poor little big fella

      • @paddirn
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        32 months ago

        WHY WILL NOBODY LET ME PUT MY GIANT HORSE-COCK INSIDE OF THEM?