• @Etterra
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    623 days ago

    5½ years later the giant spider I was using as the legs for a glass coffee table twitched…

    • @[email protected]
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      22 days ago

      Explains the ‘mannequins’ that liked to come to life when I wasn’t looking. They’re just people that have been hit with this bow.

  • Mr Fish
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    303 days ago

    So with one arrow, you basically break their neck then load them into a trebuchet.

    And it only costs 3000 gold. Sounds like a good deal to me.

    • @[email protected]
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      123 days ago

      In vanilla Skyrim there’s a sort of feedback loop you can perform with the game’s alchemy and enchantment systems, allowing you to get enchantments like this.

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      83 days ago

      Well, it’s a shitpost so: Hacks and exploits. But since it’s Skyrim, probably just exploits.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 days ago

        Is it really an exploit to make potion that increases enchanting, then use it to make gear that increases alchemy, and repeat?

        • @dejected_warp_core
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          32 days ago

          Maybe? I think that’s open to interpretation. IMO, only the devs at Bethesda can make that call.

          Me? I’m not going to hold onto the opinion that it’s game-breaking so strongly. After all, if you’re having fun, what’s the problem?

      • @Zron
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        22 days ago

        To be fair, you can exploit Skyrim by looking at it funny.

        I accidentally discovered the “phase through a wall by holding a plate” thing all by myself just dicking around.

  • @mrbaby
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    22 days ago

    Perfectly balanced

  • @SendMePhotos
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    53 days ago

    I may have mathed wrong, but that’s like 300 years.

    • @CaptPretentious
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      463 days ago

      174868880 seconds/60 = 2914481.33333333 minutes/60 = 48574.6888888889 hours/24 = 2023.94537037037 days/365 = 5.54505580923389 years

      Using this as the basis

      1y = 31,536,000 seconds

      1m = 2,629,746 seconds

      1w = 604,800 seconds

      1d = 86,400 seconds

      1h = 3,600 seconds

      So 5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 46 minutes, and 44 seconds.