• @sudo_shinespark
    link
    774 months ago

    Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

    • @BowtiesAreCool
      link
      84 months ago

      All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants

      • @moistclump
        link
        34 months ago

        I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.

    • Skua
      link
      fedilink
      44 months ago

      2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps

  • Captain Aggravated
    link
    fedilink
    English
    344 months ago

    Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.

  • Lvxferre [he/him]
    link
    fedilink
    22
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:

    Legs on the ground, arms up.

    • Doom
      link
      fedilink
      54 months ago

      depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs

      • Lvxferre [he/him]
        link
        fedilink
        54 months ago

        Even for some orb weavers there’s a clear distinction between “front legs”=arms and “back legs”=legs. At least for me.

      • @toynbee
        link
        24 months ago

        A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.

        Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.

      • Lvxferre [he/him]
        link
        fedilink
        04 months ago

        Would

        Fight it? Bad idea. That’s the wandering spider’s way to say “back off! I’m going to jump on your face, bite you, and you’ll die an agonising death! I’m serious!!”

        [Still cute though. At least from a distance.]

  • @samus12345
    link
    English
    194 months ago

    I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.

  • @AeonFelis
    link
    English
    164 months ago

    The question is not “how”. The question is “why”.

  • Sigilos
    link
    fedilink
    11
    edit-2
    4 months ago
    1. makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
    2. would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
    3. would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang
          • WIZARD POPE💫
            link
            34 months ago

            Sign ne up those freaks have 8 legs. Leave some shoes for the rest of us.

            Damn spiders invading our homes and taking all our shoes and hunting all our flies. And then they have rhe gall to just set up camp in a corner of a room?! Um hello you got a permit for that web mister or will I have to call the cops on ya???

  • @dejected_warp_core
    link
    114 months ago

    Honestly, I’m just occasionally concerned with normal spiders “wearing” my pants right before I try to put them on.

    To all the arachnophobes that read this: I’m very sorry.

  • lemmyng
    link
    fedilink
    English
    64 months ago

    Ever seen a spider molting? It’s practically 2.

  • @toynbee
    link
    44 months ago

    I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.

    Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.

    I love it.