Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.
This guy spiders
- Short shorts
- Pants
- Assless chaps
- makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
- would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
- would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang
arachnologist
No no it is obviously spiderist.
I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.
Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.
I love it.
2 looks like a Tachikoma
Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two
All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants
I vote three, for the exact same reason.
Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:
Legs on the ground, arms up.
Would
A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.
Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.
depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs
Even for some orb weavers there’s a clear distinction between “front legs”=arms and “back legs”=legs. At least for me.
2
2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps
Honestly, I’m just occasionally concerned with normal spiders “wearing” my pants right before I try to put them on.
To all the arachnophobes that read this: I’m very sorry.
avarege aussie
2
I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.
Unfortunately.
Ever seen a spider molting? It’s practically 2.
Answer, they wouldn’t
Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited
Aka, Harlots!
That’s why I hang out with spiders instead of people
Like a hat
