• @Sanctus
    link
    English
    89 days ago

    We need a fucken 40K soulslike stat. Hit me up GW, I got the idea in the bag.

    • @thesporkeffect
      link
      English
      59 days ago

      I will pay $70, right now, sight unseen, to anyone who has a convincing plan to produce this

      • @Sanctus
        link
        English
        79 days ago

        Fuck it I’m not making it anyway cause I’m poor and a wage servitor:

        WH40K: Nihilus Lost
        Intro:
        The Imperium Nihilus has fallen to Chaos. Every man, woman, and child is hereby considered an enemy of the Imperium. The Great Rift grows, any and all contact is to be immediately shuttered and considered disinformation. The Imperium of Man will.liberate this fallen sector, and return it to the rightful rulers of the galaxy, Man.

        Setting:
        Imperium Nihilus, the entirety of it has fallen to the Chaos Gods, every world is now a demon world festering with abominations. The sole human inhabitant is all that remains to fight for humanity. Battle across the worlds of the isolated sector of the Imperium, fight for unity, bravery, and The Emperor himself as you journey through corrupted vistages of what once was. You are a Living Saint, so long as Holy Terra stands, so must you.

        Gameplay:
        Soulslike (not explaining more in a Lemmy post ngl)

        Every time you die you must crawl through the immaterium, retrieving your gear piece by piece as your health drains, before emerging into the material to live and die again for the Emperor.

        Maybe some other shit idk

        Conclusion:
        GW has no fucken clue what they’re sitting on and it seems neither does anyone else with a big fat IP. Give me your salaries bois, I just bumped your stock like you could never dream. You’re welcome.

  • Ioughttamow
    link
    fedilink
    89 days ago

    Why have the Orkney islands not simply waaaaaghd their way to world domination?

    • @ooterness
      link
      English
      69 days ago

      WE’Z ZOGGIN’ WORKIN’ ON IT. WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!