Just looking up some DIY medical procedures and then the unwanted AI goes off the rails.

  • @[email protected]
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    404 days ago

    Yesterday I googled the top 5 movie box offices of 2024 and it got 4 correct but then threw in number 10 as number 5.

    It literally only had to recite an existing list and couldn’t even do that.

    • @momocchi
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      204 days ago

      Looked up a recipe for hollandaise sauce and the ai bit recommended putting some tequila in there instead of a splash of water…

    • @MachinistOP
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      13 days ago

      But I’m lazy and have given up on keeping my shit private.

    • @MachinistOP
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      324 days ago

      Inspection scope for looking inside walls and such.

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        4 days ago

        Oh i see, so you wanna look at your insides. Nice. I mean depending on which hole you wanna look at, i would be concerned about sharp edges on the tip of that thing in the image. Its also probably not water tight.

        Reminded me of Adam Savage swallowing a camera robot (Pillbot) very cool video, can recommend.

        • @MachinistOP
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          144 days ago

          I wouldn’t say that I want to…

          Colonoscopies are expensive and my health insurance sucks.

          • @[email protected]
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            174 days ago

            If DIY colonoscopy is something you want to do more than once, doing some anal training with a longer toy is probably a good idea. Helps you learn to relax your muscles and get a feel for your insides, which would probably be pretty helpful for maneuvering a scope around. Oh and when you’re doing it, work the scope in a bit, then take it out, relube, rinse and repeat. It’s hard to work lube in that deep, doing it iteratively like that helps. Let me know if you have any butt questions, toying is like my main hobby nowadays.

            • @MachinistOP
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              64 days ago

              Swiss Navy silicone FTW!

            • @Ceedoestrees
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              44 days ago

              Replying so I have a record to come back to you for butt questions.

            • @MachinistOP
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              54 days ago

              I’m mostly joking but would do it if I have to. I only have like 9 inches of colon left and it’s not attached to my small intestine.

    • @Voyajer
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      64 days ago

      An endoscope for non medical use