When the cone heads arrive on Earth, they will not announce themselves. But there will be signs…

Here we have a gnome in the wild without his hat.

Cindy Lou who’s bf was hated by the entire community.

Static X’s cousin Static Cone

When you need a few more inches to meet the ride height requirement

… But have you heard of stink in the pink?

Behold the unidread

They told you that they recalled all the hair sprays that contained CFCs to protect the Ozone Layer. But really, AJ just bought the entire stock.