• ButtigiegMineralMap
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    101 year ago

    It took great self-sacrifice, but damn you to hell England, I’VE MADE MY DECISION! It took me 12 long weeks to decide. 1 full week dedicated to researching Tomboy gfs, their attributes, their personalities, their history, spent 4 weeks coming up with Pros and Cons of choosing Tomboy gf. 1 week learning all of England’s history, their culture, the roots of their language and influence on other nations. 4 weeks coming up with pros and cons as to choosing to damn England eternally. I spent another 2 weeks screaming. If you want an example of what kind of screaming this was, it was like the beginning of Kendrick Lamar’s song “u”. I was tormented by the decision, knowing I had to choose Damning England in the end.

    • 新星 [he/him/CPC bot]
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      21 year ago

      Do I get to get rid of England on any time period? Also can I toss in Spain, France, Italy and Portugal?

      Yes, but everyone in these countries moves to Germany, resulting in the United States still existing but everyone speaks German instead

  • @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    Picking the tomboy gf only benefits yourself, (cringe bourgeois individualism) while picking the destruction of the anglos will benefit the entirety of humanity (based revolutionary collectivism)

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Got a girlfriend… also I’m sorta the tomboy out of us. Am also English… England removed. No regerts.

  • @CADmonkey
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    41 year ago

    I married my tomboy GF, I guess bye bye england.