Them: Knock knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Them: Unicorn.
Me: Unicorn who?
Them: Unicorn. Unicorn. Stop saying unicorn.
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Whatever you do, don’t tell them the orange/banana knock knock joke. I made that mistake…. 😬
I don’t know, they would love that joke.
I would be exhausted of it, but they would love it.
Exactly.
When my kid was a toddler we told her, “Why did the turkey crosse the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.”
She thought it was hilarious and would retell it with 2 random things she could see at the time: “Why did the couch cross the road? Because the floor was on vacation.”
That’s awesome, I love it.
😂
