• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    202 months ago

    Some asshole ran into the wrong islands and we decided I have the day off tomorrow and I’m okay with that

    • @jaybone
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      22 months ago

      But he was a bad man and people complained so now I have to work tomorrow.

      • synae[he/him]
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        22 months ago

        Complain more to the point where you acknowledge his victims, and you can have the day off again

    • @moistclump
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      62 months ago

      Came here to say this. Canadian long weekend ftw.

    • @jaybone
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      32 months ago

      Where do I sign up?

      • @finitebanjo
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        32 months ago

        In the USA you’d have to vote blue. Which country are you in?

  • Roflmasterbigpimp
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    52 months ago

    Awwwwwwwwwwww look at that litte cutie with his small black eyes and his cute pink nose!

  • @finitebanjo
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    2 months ago

    Ye best start believin in mondays. YOU’RE IN ONE.

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    2 months ago

    I packed all my shit this morning. Coffee beans, grinder, mug, lunch, silverware, laptops, earphones, I was on it. I got to work, unpacked my stuff, and that’s when it hit me:

    I have coffee. I do not have a K cup to put my coffee in. Work doesn’t stock coffee for the Keurig. So I have my coffee, but I have no way to make it.

    I went downstairs to use the vending machine. I’m okay paying $3.75 for a NOS. Jammed my card in, pressed the button, and waited…and waited…and waited…card declined. The card reader then said cashless was out of order. I’m broke, but I’m not that broke.

    Whatever. I just took the elevator down and hit up a local coffee shop a short walk away. $6 for a 12 ounce latte before tip. Yay, I guess? The coffee was damn good and I’m finally awake so I suppose it was worth it.

    Mondays are my only day to come into the office. I work from home the rest of the week. They’re not usually this chaotic, but man, this morning has been a fucking train wreck.