Doing nothing feels good now tho
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I’m just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.
Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name
RIP Kbin.social
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Privacy@programming.dev•Flock's Corporate Headquarters: 3284 Northside Pkwy NW, Atlanta, GA 30327, USAEnglish
3·2 days agoMaybe instead of complaining about my complaining about your complaining we could both do something productive like get really high.
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Mildly Interesting•A giant dog covered with dog tags outside of Denver Animal shelter. The tags represent adoptions. English
21·2 days agoThe first sentence made me worried it was dogs they put down that didn’t get adopted.
Thank you for the second sentence.
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Privacy@programming.dev•Flock's Corporate Headquarters: 3284 Northside Pkwy NW, Atlanta, GA 30327, USAEnglish
32·2 days agoMaybe instead of complaining you post a privacy friendly link
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Privacy@programming.dev•Flock's Corporate Headquarters: 3284 Northside Pkwy NW, Atlanta, GA 30327, USAEnglish
15·2 days agoPhotographing license plates on public roads is perfectly legal
Everyone at the FBI security department just shat their collective pants.
Imagine trying to secure the devices of someone so hell bent on doing whatever he feels like and vehemently resistant to correction.
They’re gonna make folks dump their phones before the plane home just like they did in China.
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Bats•A vampire bat laps blood from a sleeping calf. They are the only mammals that subsist solely on blood! Photo by Bruce DaleEnglish
9·2 days agoThey are much more adorable than a mosquito, leech, flea, or tick, I’ll give them that.
Everything is a lesson if you look hard enough
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World News•Spain beat Argentina 1-0 after extra time to win the 2026 World Cup – liveEnglish
4·2 days agoI don’t know much about sports, let alone soccer, but what I’ve learned about Argentina makes them seem like poor sports
You’re welcome! I learned it from Ren & Stimpy
I like them already
I like the rounded handles, makes for easy manipulation. However without taper the balance on the fork would be off.
Then again, this all depends on what gauge steel we’re dealing with. I’m a lummox so I prefer thick, heavy steel so I don’t accidentally bend them.
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Sports@hilariouschaos.com•Argentina’s World Cup ends with punches and in disgraceEnglish
3·3 days agoJust Argentina being Argentina.
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World News•Spain beat Argentina 1-0 after extra time to win the 2026 World Cup – liveEnglish
1885·3 days agoI’m just happy Argentina lost.
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Dull Men's Club•I cleaned a coffee infuser that wasn't dirtyEnglish
2·4 days agoHonestly some of the most rewarding coffee I’ve had tasted like diesel
Boomer Humor DoomergodtoMicroblog Memes•Alabama ranked at the near bottom of best States to live inEnglish
4·4 days agoOne is serving addicts, the other connoisseurs
A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure
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Brand New Sentence@lemmy.today•Dropping an explosive diarrhea bomb on a local old folks homeEnglish
11·4 days agoI’d buy them to get out of work by claiming I got the shits.
Like Little Pete did with the tapioca label.
Boomer Humor DoomergodtoMicroblog Memes•Alabama ranked at the near bottom of best States to live inEnglish
6·4 days agoPennsylvania has a similar setup and while other states’ liquor stores can occasionally be nicer, they are on average less nice, especially when the area isn’t as rich.
















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