Volunteers raised funds for a new ambulance in Lebanon’s south. Israel quickly destroyed it in an airstrike that killed five emergency workers.
Archived version: TBA
“Potentially”
Uh…
The IDF needs to complete another investigation on itself before announcing, “No, it was not a war crime and, no, you cannot see the evidence.”
"We’ve gone over thorough it as much as we thought necessary so it looks like we’ve done something and we’ve come to the conclusion that we don’t need a punishment for the alleged crimes (the evidence was accidentally misplaced) so there’s no way of knowing so we should leave it at that.
See you in a few days. "
The IDF hasn’t announced how they were terrorists yet.
What’s taking them so long? Surely they’ve a bunch of excuses stocked up by this point.
In other news, rain composed of dihydrogen monoxide — Potentially Wet
Aktchewullay water makes things wet it’s not itself wet.
Edit: in all seriousness, we need to have a chat about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. Did you know that everyone… every…single…living organism…exposed to dihydrogen monoxide dies… eventually…
It’s incredibly dangerous stuff.
Yeah well what else is fucking new with Isnaziel
