Reminds me of a line from the British Sci-Fi comedy show “Red Dwarf”. Kryten who is a mechanoid was turned into a human being and he was having some trouble adjusting.

“Well, uh, when I was a mechanoid, the right nipple-nut was used to regulate body temperature, while the left nipple-nut was used mainly to pick up shortwave radio transmissions. Now, what I’m saying is, no matter how hard I twiddle it, I can’t seem to pick up Jazz FM.”