• @cybervseas
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    621 month ago

    “I thought he would talk longer,” she said. “However, I still will vote for him. I think he’s a very good candidate. … The concert was great.”

    Apparently watching someone stand on stage for 30 minutes while recorded music plays is…a concert?

    • @[email protected]
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      331 month ago

      The amount of self deception and cognitive dissonance on display is honestly kinda breathtaking

    • @espentan
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      111 month ago

      I think he is a very good candidate… He cares only about himself, and so he lies and cheats. He says he grabs women by the pussy, I like that.

      That woman, apparently.

    • @gdog05
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      111 month ago

      It’s more of a wedding party where the bride’s new brother in law shows up to the reception completely wasted while calling out random songs and the DJ placates him as the family huddles in the prep room trying to figure out what to do with him.

    • The Pantser
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      71 month ago

      DJ Trump in the house. Man if he wasn’t such a piece of shit he has the perfect DJ name.

  • @[email protected]
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    581 month ago

    Part of his staff is pushing him him to be on stage, while the other half is trying to keep him from saying anything. Trump himself would rather be golfing. This is what you get from a tired old man, and that’s how it’d work if he was in office too.

    • @Valmond
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      181 month ago

      Yup, he also was golfing all the time when he was in office

    • @WoahWoah
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      61 month ago

      He can’t golf anymore because someone tried to kill him there.

      • @barsquid
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        21 month ago

        I don’t mind if he golfs some more.

  • IninewCrow
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    341 month ago

    Reignites?

    If America hasn’t figured this one out yet, Turnip isn’t the one with a problem with their mental acuity.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 month ago

    I love the immediate fact checking.

    “She is dying to see my Cholesterol (which is 180!), I have already provided them, many times, including quite recently, and they were flawless,” Trump wrote at 12:43 a.m. Tuesday.

    Trump has not released his medical records while running for president this cycle.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    1 month ago

    The Chief Fire Officer has just informed us that questions about Trump’s mental acuity continue to be a Five Alarm Fire after ten years of steady burning. Questions about Trump’s mental acuity are currently being compared to the Centralia, Pennsylvania Mine Fires.


    “Reignites” my ass. These flames never went out. It’s been a steady news diet of someone who was already a mentally deficient fucking freak on a downward spiral into dementia.

  • @jordanlundM
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    221 month ago

    More stunning that he has 30 minutes of music he’s allowed to use…

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      I am fairly certain most if not all of the music he used he has been told to not use.

      Edit to add: https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/every-artist-band-who-asked-trump-stop-using-music-august-2024-1946293

      Artists that have asked or told him not to use their music as of September 3rd 2024: ABBA, Adele, Aerosmith, A-Ha, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Earth, Wind & Fire, Eddy Grant, Foo Fighters, Free, Guns N’ Roses, House of Pain, Isaac Hayes, Johnny Marr, Linkin Park, Neil Young, Nico Vega, The O’Jays, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic! at the Disco, Pharrell Williams, R.E.M., Rihanna, The Rolling Stones, Twisted Sister, Village People, The White Stripes.

      Emphasis mine on artists I read were played last night.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    151 month ago

    We may have our October Surprise right here, kids. It’s getting BAD. I think at this point a vote for tRump would effectively be a vote for JD Vance. I’ve heard drunks sound less slurred.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      161 month ago

      I think at this point a vote for tRump would effectively be a vote for JD Vance.

      That has been the case since they chose Vance as a running mate. It was always clear they chose someone who isn’t going to be afraid to backstab Trump by 25th amendmenting his ass and taking over the Presidency to roll out Project 2025.

  • @WrenFeathers
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    141 month ago

    His mere existence ignites questions about his mental acuity.

  • @barsquid
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    101 month ago

    “Reignites” meaning newspapers cannot paraphrase what he did so that he looks sane this time. Dementia and a full diaper. He is declining fast.