• @PlantJam
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    422 days ago

    I enjoy trying to figure out if sovcits are using some special magic grammar or just making normal non magic typos.

  • AmidFuror
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    222 days ago

    The Sovcit should use his “indorsement” method to get cash from the bank. Then he doesn’t need the car salesman to go along with anything.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      62 days ago

      Turns out I’ve been ENdorsing things and it’s having the opposite effect!

  • you_are_dust
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    182 days ago

    I’m ready to find out what real money is. This fake money is too hard to get.

  • Flying Squid
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    102 days ago

    He’s not looking for a car salesman.

    He’s looking for a cvar salesman.

    That will be even harder to find!

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    72 days ago

    I just realized that the really kind of sadly hilarious part of this, is that they probably look at all of us and pity us for participating in the daily grind or whatnot. Meanwhile they’re back there feeling all smug thinking they’ve got the inside track on magical sources of free money.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      122 days ago

      They do. They’re always calling normal people sheeple and talking about what suckers we are, and then post “my car got repoed what do I do?”.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 days ago

      Except their magic money machine is fake, but their need to buy food and housing and whatever else is very real. In order to sustain themselves they’re either also grinding away at a 9-5 in addition to trying to make the magic happen or else they’re straight-up grifting other sovcits and aspiring sovcits into giving them money.

      There’s a reason why the C in OPCA stands for “commercial”.