So fucking what. He protected him from impeachment twice (once incredibly egregiously), and will vote for him again. FMM

Moscow Mitch protected Donald from two impeachments he more than earned, fully aware that his actions were evil.

“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.”

Damn right, I’m not helping.

When a giant piece of shit calls out someone else for being a giant piece of shit, it should make you think about how colossal that second turd must be.

This is the pot calling the kettle black.

So was this an endorsement, or what?

Mitch is just mad cuz Trump had music to back him up when he decided to stand on stage for nearly 40 minutes barely speaking, but Mitch freezes for just like 2 minutes without music and everyone tells him to retire

Nothing like decrying the person whose ass you’re constantly slurping out of.

The turdle and the hair.

He’s more than narcissist in the sense that we throw that word around, like we throw the term OCD around. That man is a raging Cluster B personality disorder.

And he will vote for him.

It’s the 2020 comments made off record that came out recently. Honestly I’d laugh it if he uses this to join Dick 'Fuck You" Chaney in the nobody-asked-for-this-but-OK-whatever endorsement of Kamala Harris. Except he’ll probably just pull a Vance.