Because they don’t have windows.
This would be funny if the stores were somewhat dark but they are blinding and migraine inducing.
Also one of the most identifiable features of them are the floor to ceiling windows.
I tried telling my wife this joke and these two comments are the first things that she points out. I guess this joke is a dad dud hahaha
The joke is flawless and revolutionary.
You’ve just told it wrong.
I told it verbatim but she just said, “but Apple stores are super bright and have huge windows?”
I guess my joke fell flat, too.
The real question is why they don’t have apples in a apple store.
Keeping doctors away would significantly impact their profit
But then Apple would be honest in their advertising.
What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?
They don’t work if you open windows
Better version:
Q: Why is it so stuffy in the Apple Stores?
A: No Windows.
And thats also why it stinks
