“I know I can win this if they play by my rules, but they’re not playing by my rules and instead using their own rules. What do I do?!” -Every Sovcit probably

Even if you believe in all this SovCit bullshit… also believing you can just run from the cops is an extra level of stupid.

I hope the judge said “this is clearly your first rodeo” when they entered a plea on the defendant’s behalf

He’ll take it to the ^taco supreme ^{from the food} court. Close enough, right?

Sovcit should try “Avada Kedavra”, maybe that’s the correct magical incantation.