There’s a raccoon that hangs out in the trees just outside my apartment and chitters at anyone nearby. I call him Frank.
It’s time to befriend Frank. Give him a break of your KitKat or something
Why do the tops of those trees look like people?
Long term isolation can lead us to amthropomorphising things and sometimes even hallucinating them to be alive. I’m positive this much thought was put into it. Definitely!
Because They Wait
Somebody owns the woods.
Anybody else see distraught pregnant women on the tops of the trees?
“Abandon society” mfs when they step on a rusty nail and die because they longer have access to any medical care or help of any kind
Less bad of an outcome than working a corporate job while homeless
Can confirm.
Here’s my Buddy going through my compost.
I do that as often as possible, especially in the warmer months.
I’m old tho … so it’s not as easy to go out there when it gets cold … even if the raccoons are friendly.
Dunno where this article got it’s ideas about raccoons. The average raccoon will rob a person and leave them for dead, given the chance.
They’re pretty much cat personalities, just a lot smarter and more wild.
