• Zier
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    410 hours ago

    You forgot my McCovfefe! And why is there a bite in my Hamberder? I need a manager up in this bitch right now!!

  • @raker
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    412 hours ago

    Orange Fries Limited Edition

  • @[email protected]
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    me: “huh this is a surprisingly good AI image”
    sees next news article down is his actual McDonalds PR stunt
    “…yep, still hate this timeline”

    • @Fredselfish
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      4322 hours ago

      Feel sorry for that low wage worker who had to stand so close to him.

      • @[email protected]
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        715 hours ago

        yeah he’s gonna have to look for a new job now after the health inspector shuts the location down due to fecal contamination

        • @Fredselfish
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          414 hours ago

          He probably going quit anyway. Hell maybe write and a book get famous. Title it:“The Time I Stood By a President.”

      • @JeeBaiChow
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        615 hours ago

        “I don’t get paid enough to deal with this (literal) shit!”

      • @ChicoSuave
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        1018 hours ago

        Probably thinking about the smell and how he’s got to figure out how to get that Trump smell out of the grease in his clothes.

  • @Preciseid
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    "After Mr. Trump finished watching employees work for the day, he hung his apron up like he was asked to do. But then Mr. Trump helped himself to two fistfuls of cash from the register. When a manager confronted him on the way out, Mr. Trump loudly proclaimed ‘The lunatics from the border - and let me tell you Comrade Kamala is all about just letting these people into the country, millions of them it’s just the worst, she’s the worst VP in all of history - anyway, what I was saying is that the asylums, they pour into this country and we have to get our border under control. They took this money. You need to ask the Lunatic Left why they allow this. But just for your trouble, I’ll donate $5 to you’.

    The manager, apparently stunned by this statement, innocently held out his hand to receive the money. Mr. Trump dug into his pocket and pulled out a middle finger and showed it to the manager while laughing. During Mr. Trump’s act of removing his hand quickly from his pocket, at least 10 stolen french fries were reported to be shot out from his pocket and what potentially appeared to be a chicken nugget of some kind. The origin of the nugget is not known, and this may or not be McDonald’s brand chicken, and if it isn’t, Mr. Trump may allegedly have been carrying at least one known chicken nugget in his pants pocket before entering the McDonald’s establishment. It has been repoted that the manager never received the money, and a spokesperson for Mr. Trump has not responded for comment."

    • @CatZoomies
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      Thankfully Mr. Trump has tiny hands, so he was most likely only able to get away with less than $100.

        • Bob Robertson IX
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          2119 hours ago

          Right?

          What is he even doing? He’s not serving them because he’s not holding a fry bag. I hope he isn’t salting them, because that’s obviously not a freshly cooked fry basket because there’s not enough fries, so is he just… playing with people’s food?

          Has he had the proper safe food handling training to be doing this? Please, can someone ask the local health department to investigate?

          • NaibofTabr
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            317 hours ago

            Has he had the proper safe food handling training to be doing this?

            Make him sit through 8 hours of CBT and pass a certification test!

            • @JeeBaiChow
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              He does that every time he visits Russia. Every time.

        • @RubberElectrons
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          I’m stuck between 😂 at his confused face and 🤢 for the visible stink lines

    • DrSleepless
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      2024 hours ago

      Hit me right in the memba berries

  • @CatZoomies
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    4424 hours ago

    Parents order a happy meal.

    Trump passes it through the window while incoherently ranting about Kamala

    Child: “Dad, why does my Happy Meal smell like poopy diaper?”

  • EleventhHour
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    It’s still strikes me as extremely bizarre how tiny his hands are.

  • NegativeNull
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    2623 hours ago

    “you mean poor people make my burgers?!?”

  • IninewCrow
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    1524 hours ago

    HEY DONNY!!! … we need eight cheese burgers right now!