I only just got a (used) car that wasn’t gray or black this year, though dark blue isn’t far off.

Colorful cars I’ve owned (a bright red, and a yellow) brought a lot of attention. Asshats on the freeway, girls at gas stations, and cops. Lots of cops.

Toned down the color and it’s been smooth sailing.

Every vehicle I’ve owned: black, tan, red, black, black.

The only way I’d ever get another colorful car is if I won the lottery it was another janky 90s Wrangler. I do not want to stand out on the road