• @comrade19
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    441 month ago

    “Drrr…drrr…drrr”

    • @TexasDrunk
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      261 month ago

      Don’t tell conspiracy theorists that. They’ll take your comment as proof, make a podcast about it, then make a podcast about you.

      It really does, though.

    • @JeeBaiChow
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      41 month ago

      Just imagine centuries inti the future and a guy looking at this says it’s shaped like and image of Xtallll, and therefore is meant for communications with extraterrestrial beings.

      …as some ancient astronaut theorists believe…

  • @[email protected]
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    301 month ago

    If you’re tossing a ball around in the backyard and throw it too far, you’d need to pack for an excursion to go get it.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    201 month ago

    Reality is great because you can create stuff like this and nobody calls it “hacky” or “an overwrought metaphor that’s about as deep as a plate of cereal”.

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      191 month ago

      The town DEFINITELY has a dark cult that outsiders aren’t allowed to know about, I guarantee it

      • @rockSlayer
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        I think that’s just the Italian Mafia

  • @shplane
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    81 month ago

    Apologies if this is a stupid question, but what’s the benefit of building a town on narrow ridge lines?

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      201 month ago

      Defense, possibly? Centuripe is ancient, founded back when such things were prime considerations.

      • @untorquer
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        91 month ago

        Yup. TONS of little towns on hills like this. Often smaller. Always a keep and a church, often a tower.

        Easy to defend, easy to see signals from neighboring towns, easy to spot invaders. Safe from seasonal flooding.

    • @unphazed
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      91 month ago

      Once upon a time attacks came from just land (or sea if near one), and walls and high ground let you literally roll boulders to crush your foes (yay catapults). WW1, Maxim guns, planes, and bombs made this all pointless (but absolutely no fear of floods)

  • @Sam_Bass
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    81 month ago

    not sure id want it known i lived in a mountain crotch

    • Clay_pidgin
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      31 month ago

      Somebody lives in the taint. I hope it’s called like Via Gooch.

  • @BeMoreCareful
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    41 month ago

    “Hey aliens!”

    Makes city that moons space

    🍑👽

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      They definitely have access to water inside the town.
      If there wasn’t, building it there would be pointless, attackers could just wait a week instead of assaulting it.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 month ago

        Not that I don’t you, as it makes sense, but I can’t see any cisterns on satellite view. It does say the town was completely razed in 1233, so it might have existed. My next question would be how they collected the water on top of a hill