• @MrQuallzin
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    532 months ago

    And then everyone stood up and clapped

    • @PetteriPano
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      182 months ago

      And the car?

      That car went on to become KITT.

  • @[email protected]
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    472 months ago

    Then sovcit went to the store and the hot lady at the register took him in the back and banged him. Two of her hot coworkers joined in. They told him they’ve never been more satisfied.

      • @Frozengyro
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        112 months ago

        And Albert Einstein walked in and handed everyone a hundred bucks.

  • @[email protected]
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    342 months ago

    “I told a cop I could shatter their qualified immunity and their tiny brain couldn’t even comprehend it and they said ‘thank you for the education, you have such a huge penis.’”

  • Flying Squid
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    282 months ago

    On the contrary, I have no doubt that this person had a long conversation with male and female cop emojis.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    172 months ago

    Every time I think I can’t possibly be more flabbergasted. Then the next time happens.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      82 months ago

      It’s like a bottomless pit of crazy. Every day I’m more surprised by them.

  • @_bcron_
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    102 months ago

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