• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5 months ago

    Then sovcit went to the store and the hot lady at the register took him in the back and banged him. Two of her hot coworkers joined in. They told him they’ve never been more satisfied.

  • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    “I told a cop I could shatter their qualified immunity and their tiny brain couldn’t even comprehend it and they said ‘thank you for the education, you have such a huge penis.’”

  • Flying Squid
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    5 months ago

    On the contrary, I have no doubt that this person had a long conversation with male and female cop emojis.

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      It’s like a bottomless pit of crazy. Every day I’m more surprised by them.