• Maalus
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    2 years ago

    This just in, tesla cars are shit. More news at 11

  • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    “Concerning…”

    “Looking onto it…”

    “Probably in a couple of weeks…”

    “Much pow💥 …”

  • lath
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    2 years ago

    Exactly as intended.

  • rehydrate5503
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    2 years ago

    The car clearly utilized its advanced sensors, and detected that the deer was infected with a zombie virus. By ramming into the sickly animal and not stopping, it not only thinned out the numbers of the infected population, it also saved the occupants of the vehicle from likely infection and spread to humans.

  • Anticorpdeleted by creator
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    2 years ago

    How many deer are standing on that road? Sheesh! It just keeps on hitting them!