• @GCanuck
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    14 hours ago

    I was looking for a winter jacket a few years ago and tried Amazon. I was scrolling through, and I wasn’t finding anything. So I sorted by price, high to low, thinking, I’m not poor I can splurge on a nice jacket.

    Top of the list was a jacket for $20K. I decided to stop saying shit like “I’m not poor”.

  • @[email protected]
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    513 hours ago

    Next year they’ll have 24 light chandeliers and you’ll have a tough time sellin this thing for anywhere close to what you paid.

  • Blackout
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    1320 hours ago

    $870k and no prime shipping? That’s a deal breaker!

  • Dr. Wesker
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    1 day ago

    You have $875k worth of stuff in your cart? Imagine accidentally clicking 1 click checkout or something.

    • @hank_the_tank66OP
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      301 day ago

      I have to imagine that my credit card would flag it as fraudulent, since it is approximately $845,000 above my credit limit.

      • Dr. Wesker
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        41 day ago

        Still, I bet you’d immediately have to get back on and next day yourself some new underwear.

        • @hank_the_tank66OP
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          After clicking on a $43k chandelier, now my “recommended products” for underwear is just a bunch of diamond-encrusted things…

          Edit: thongs, damn autocorrect. But it still works

  • Travelator
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    621 hours ago

    “Invest”? This use of the word appears to be inappropriate.

  • Einar
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    222 hours ago

    Curious why a woman’s long sleeve shirt shows up when searching for “Chandelier”. Algorithms never cease to amaze.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      27 hours ago

      Amazon search is becoming largely unusable now that they show you what they want to sell you, instead of what you want to buy. I was trying to buy a phone case the other day, which requires that I get one made for my phone, as everyone knows, and it kept showing me cases for other phones that I don’t own.

    • BlueKey
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      1622 hours ago

      Looks like this is not the search but their shoppingcart list.