In the future when the cops he trained fuck up, they can point to being trained by this idiot as an excuse to get their department more budget for training instead of getting in trouble for the fuck up.

Un. Fucking. Real. They sent this cat to the Slow Horses, and somehow he escaped. What supervisor thought, “Yeah, I’ll put Evan in charge of training! This can’t possibly result in any blowback whatsoever!”

First read:

…nearly fired two years ago for killing Anthony Alvarez, was shot in the back while training new recruits

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Second read:

…nearly fired two years ago for killing Anthony Alvarez with a shot in the back, now training new recruits

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My brain is a jerk.