• @shalafi
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    154 months ago

    Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.

    • @Anticorp
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      34 months ago

      But you must feed!

      • @Cort
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        54 months ago

        You’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires.

        They only eat vegetables

  • massive_bereavement
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    74 months ago

    And when a young guy comes to your castle, terrorize him until he leaves. Then follow him home and hook up with his gal.