• @qarbone
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      1519 days ago

      Ah, kph/“kills per hour”. My favorite American unit of speed.

      • Flying Squid
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        519 days ago

        Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.

        We’re talking about kphC.

      • @BluesF
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        519 days ago

        No, that’s also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.

    • @[email protected]
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      1020 days ago

      I’m considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.

      • @the_tab_key
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        320 days ago

        It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      219 days ago

      Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well

  • @Okokimup
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    5920 days ago

    I think you mean round child.

      • @[email protected]
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        720 days ago

        That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise

    • Jolteon
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      319 days ago

      I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won’t need to specify that for very long.

  • @davidgro
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    20 days ago

    Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.

  • @[email protected]
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    1920 days ago

    If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity

  • @MataVatnik
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    820 days ago

    Lol bullets per square child. I’m going to hell if I wasn’t already

  • @PugJesus
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    719 days ago

    I can’t even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There’s A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh

    • @Wogi
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      219 days ago

      I read that in an incomprehensible British accent

  • @Harvey656
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    520 days ago

    That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.

    • @mastazi
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      620 days ago

      I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch

    • Flying Squid
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      119 days ago

      They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you’re done with the milk.