• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    Incredible. Two sentences and only two commas in the whole thing, plus a partial ellipsis. Is this a record low amount of punctuation per word?

    • Flying Squid
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      I just stop trying to parse them after a while. It isn’t worth it for SovCit ramblings because whatever they’re saying, it’s stupid and wrong.

  • corroded
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    I’m curious what actually happened here. If he stopped payments for his truck, it would be a repossessor taking the truck, not police. If it’s unregistered, it’s still legal to use on private property (like a farm truck).

    I’m guessing his truck was involved in a crime of some sort, or more likey, there’s a lot of important information missing.

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    “I need to show the officer violated my rights, but I have no idea what my rights might be. I just know that it hurts my feelings and this info I got off of a website that sells bathtub gin said I have rights of some sort.”

    • BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      The fact it all comes from a moonshine distillery website is the most hilarious part of sovcittery.

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        They use the moonshine to kill off their customers’ brain cells until they’re open to buying their sovcit stuff.

  • ZMonster
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    5 months ago

    Suggestions? Hmm…

    Only one comes to mind: grammar. I suggest grammar.