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Put on my robe and wizard hat
I cast level 99 Eroticism.
Ask if she needs a healer or damage dealer
Show her my Excalibur. ⚔
But only Arthur can pull it.
That could be awkward.
Bea Arthur
Joust?
Make preparations for another crusade
Invite her in for a crusader kings sesh
You must be her squire, better start learning how to don armor and sharpening swords. Shes the knight in the relationship.
Bringing protection to the first date might be presumptuous, but hey, sometimes that’s the vibe
Marry.
Open the door and say “mail’lady.”
Use the top hatch
