Demand a shrubbery.
You don’t need to put a ring on it…
… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.
Smile and lube up
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.
I would let her pull my sword for sure
Immediately go buy a can opener?
What’s a can opener? Kind of NSFW - like not really, but if someone walks in on you watching you’ll have some explaining to do.
beg her to marry me
“I said we meat at night, not as knight”
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
Quest for some sort of cup.
She still looks good. 🤔
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
Nice mail!
What’s the best way to polish that?
I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.
There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.
In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.
Take it to Poland?
Give it to your squire.
Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax
Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.
Toothbrush and time
