• @Hobbes_Dent
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    112 months ago

    *door bell tinkles at that shop*

    “*ahem* I’m, uh, here to buy something. You know, for the ‘coat pocket’.”

    “Back wall.”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      92 months ago

      “Open a pet store, they said. You’ll be selling puppies to happy little kids, they said… sheesh.”