• @jedibob5
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    4914 days ago

    My impression of modern Family Feud is that they just ask bait questions that intentionally elicit suggestive/gross answers just so Steve Harvey can pretend to have a conniption whenever a contestant guesses one of those answers and gets it right.

    • @jqubed
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      1614 days ago

      Bait questions are not new to the show or the genre

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      313 days ago

      These day time game shows used to be so mild and the kind of thing my grandpa would watch. Now daytime shows are just as trashy as Jerry Springer was back in the day

      • @[email protected]
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        213 days ago

        There was an old maybe 70s or 80s game show with couples. Like the newlywed or match maker games. I remember a “what’s the strangest place you made whoopie?” And the lady was like “umm in the butt.”

    • @[email protected]
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      313 days ago

      Yeah, used to enjoy the show, but can’t stand it since Harvey took hold. Nothing (much) against the guy, but the schtick quickly grew extremely old - you’ve seen one ep, you’ve seen 'em all. But I guess I’m too old to be the target demographic anymore.

      • @pyre
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        13 days ago

        you should have some things against the guy. he’s a terrible person.

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          I don’t pay him enough attention to know, but I did say that I didn’t have much against him. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a far worse person than I care to know, all things considered. Unfortunately, there’s WAY too many of them to keep track of nowadays - my brain’s already past capacity at this point.

          • @pyre
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            613 days ago

            i know, I just wanted to remind people that being annoying or whatever isn’t his worst quality. he’s a very misogynistic guy, says shit about women that you wouldn’t expect to hear in this century, or maybe even the last, at least openly. but good for him, the country belongs to his kind now.

  • Pelicanen
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    4714 days ago

    Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I’m it.

    Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

    Contestant: “The penis”

    SH: “A WUH… HUH??”

    audience erupts into laughter

    Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

    laughter gets even louder

    SH: O lordy…

    one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

    the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

    the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says…

    the board shows 100 for “penis”

    Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

  • @JigglySackles
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    1213 days ago

    I swear this show is just preparing people for “Oww my balls!”

    • @kautau
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      1012 days ago

      US voting booths this year:

      • @JargonWagon
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        712 days ago

        Idiocracy becomes more and more relevant every year.

        • @kautau
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          512 days ago

          Invest in COSTCO now. According to idiocracy, if anything thrives it will be Costco, Carl’s Jr., and Starbucks (that’s where you get handjobs)

    • @Ostrichgrif
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      313 days ago

      Family feud is just a survey of 100 people so it’s not important whether or not they actually slap a cows ass but more how prominent that idea is in people’s heads. I’ve definitely seen it done in the media, mostly cartoons, but I wouldn’t want to do that to a cow in the real world.

    • tiredofsametab
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      113 days ago

      When trying to get them to move sometimes, but I’m not sure what else this might refer to. I mostly just watch youtube videos of people doing pasture-raised beef and the occasional hoof-trimming videos, so I’m not sure.

  • MeatPilot
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    714 days ago

    Step by step on how a minotaur is made.

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    212 days ago

    I love how farmers would preferred if they were murdered/butchered vs getting titty twisters 😂.