Subject: Fire
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road
**no, that’s too formal.**
Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
hypothesis: more than 90% of Tumblr screenshots can be made funnier by removing the last captured reply
In this case I think having “no notes” and then “104,574 notes” adds a little bonus giggle at the end.
hypothesis: the last reply is usually left there to stop hundreds of people replying that exact same thing below.
hypothesis: it does not work recursively
Hypothesis regarding recursion: see Recursion Hypothesis
It does if you follow through to the end. There may be local minima on the way.
mother of god, you were right