• Rhynoplaz
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    343 months ago

    I could give it a pass if it’s just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

    • @[email protected]
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      13 months ago

      Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.

      Still hungry? You did it wrong.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      13 months ago

      This sounds like someone who’s media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.

      • @BarbecueCowboy
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        23 months ago

        It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      163 months ago

      I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.

      • Flying Squid
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        163 months ago

        We’re working on it. I’m making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.

        • @[email protected]
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          73 months ago

          Good luck, and thanks for sharing your experience like that. I’ve always been a proponent of sharing, because you never know if some detail might help someone else. Yours helps me and your attitude is inspiring.


          Not fishing for a response, but for context I’ve been having minor issues with dry heaving and vomiting for about a month. Mine seems to be related to sinus pressure, far as I can tell. Already have appointments, but was getting nervous of what they might find, or that they might not find anything.

  • ohellidk
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    163 months ago

    I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don’t eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?

    • @voracitude
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      73 months ago

      logic

      How kind of you, to use that word for it.

  • @ceenote
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    43 months ago

    Pretty sure this is satire.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      173 months ago

      Oh it’s not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.

      • @ChocolateTeapot
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        83 months ago

        He doesn’t realise that fruit is solid? And I’ll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

        Just… Why???

        • DarkSirrush
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          43 months ago

          Nah, make it equal, he has to sound that menthol, not just put a bit on the shaft.