I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.
Howdy ho.
He says ‘howdy ho’ to me.
Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
“Illustrations by”… 💩
They’re hilarious
Hahaha thank you for sharing, I may just have to get this book now.
My friend had this at his house that I visited while on a layover and I actually wanna read more so might get one
I saw a GE recently and he said the ideal pool consistency is the soft serve kind. That’s the gold standard I’ve been working to maintain by eating more fiber from fruits and veggies.
Psyllium will do this within 24 hours (at least for me it does)
True shitposting
stumbled upon this while shitting
My poo tells me that it’s there and that my liver and bodily functions are working. That’s all.
What a shit book
Poo’ology
Hehe ‘loads’
Well, what did your poo tell you?
Whispered sweet nothings to me
Ahh, so it was talking shit then.
My poop told me to stop eating Fiber 1 bars for a while, and it was right. I haven’t shit a cow patty in two days now.
Instead of Josh Richmond my semiawake brain initially saw Richard Stallman and I was very confused for a moment.
