ID: Grilled Cheese Enthusiast @Grilledmelt posted: “Shark Tank, but it’s just a big tank of sharks and the show is different billionaires being tossed in periodically”

  • toiletobserver
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    2112 days ago

    Make them dip in fish guts first. Start them in the middle of the tank. If they make it out, they get to pick the next billionaire.

  • @krashmo
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    1812 days ago

    Toss in a pair of bootstraps to give them the opportunity to pull themselves up and out of the tank by them. Hang them just out of reach.

  • @[email protected]
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    fedilink
    512 days ago

    There is a competitive aspect: a quiz show where contestants compete to win the right to push the billionaire into the tank.

  • @[email protected]
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    fedilink
    412 days ago

    Also throw in any politician who’s ever taken a bribe campaign contribution from billionaires/corporations