ID: Grilled Cheese Enthusiast @Grilledmelt posted: “Shark Tank, but it’s just a big tank of sharks and the show is different billionaires being tossed in periodically”

  • toiletobserver
    22•1 month ago

    Make them dip in fish guts first. Start them in the middle of the tank. If they make it out, they get to pick the next billionaire.

  • @krashmo
    19•1 month ago

    Toss in a pair of bootstraps to give them the opportunity to pull themselves up and out of the tank by them. Hang them just out of reach.

  • @[email protected]
    6•1 month ago

    There is a competitive aspect: a quiz show where contestants compete to win the right to push the billionaire into the tank.

  • @[email protected]
    4•1 month ago

    Also throw in any politician who’s ever taken a bribe campaign contribution from billionaires/corporations