Passenger: “Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!”

Airline personnel: “Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!”

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time…

They better not give those llamas any hats or this therapy will take a dark turn.

Ok but can they stop touching my balls because my skin is anything darker than #FFFFFF

Of course it’s Portland.

Boeing getting desperate with the distractions.

They’ve been staples around the PDX airport for the last year or so. There is also Caesar the “no drama llama” who has been around the general Portland area for a number of years.

Always fun to run across.

Shamma llama dingdong!