My dog is still a bit of a puppy and will sometimes excitedly empty the tank on the first good smell then look so distraught as he tries to pee on everything else.

He’s dumb, but he’s also stupid.

If we’re sharing our dogs, here’s mine.

It wasn’t a successful day at the park if he doesn’t sprinkle 15 molecules of pee on every tree at least a few times. He also marks the benches, despite my efforts to stop him. He’s very rude like that.

He just turned 2 years old a few weeks ago.