Summary

The UK’s oldest satellite, Skynet-1A, launched in 1969, has mysteriously shifted from its original orbit over Africa to a high-risk position over the Americas.

It’s suspected that in the 1970s, Skynet-1A was intentionally moved west, possibly by U.S. controllers, but records confirming who made this decision and why are missing.

Now inactive, the satellite poses collision risks to active satellites, as it occupies a congested orbit at 105 degrees West longitude.

The UK may eventually need to consider relocating Skynet-1A or removing it altogether to mitigate risks from space debris.

  • Flying SquidM
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    803 days ago

    BECAUSE IT WAS BLOCKING MY FUCKING VIEW!

    Christ, I warned them and warned them.

    • Zier
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      263 days ago

      And now it’s blocking MY view. I’m moving it back! How the hell am I suppose to look at naked men from space with that dinosaur in my way? FFS!

      • @SirQuackTheDuck
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        41 day ago

        Hey, I’m the CEO CTO of a Brand New Startup named Crayonz. I can launch a rocket filled with crayons and six highly trained monkey AI models to mask the satellite.

        I just need 1.6 billion BTC for Funding A, but we can make this work! Think of the AI benefits and Space Synergy.

        • Zier
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          21 day ago

          BTC? or BTU’s? It takes a lot of energy to launch. Actually, wouldn’t all the crayonz melt on the way out? This could end up being a very expensive monkey candle, in space.

          • @SirQuackTheDuck
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            31 day ago

            This could end up being a very expensive monkey candle, in space.

            But imagine the friends we’ll make along the way

      • Flying SquidM
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        93 days ago

        Naked men from space? So like hot aliens or…?

          • Flying SquidM
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            103 days ago

            In my case, there are always tentacles involved.

            It’s you non-cephalopods that have the weird sex.

            NSFO porn

            And yeah, I do have a big hectocotylus. Thanks for asking.

        • Zier
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          32 days ago

          No, sorry. Naked Earth men viewed from space satellites.

            • Zier
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              42 days ago

              Sorry. I find it very interesting. And your damn satellite is STILL IN MY WAY!!! You have until Tuesday or I blow it up!! That’s when Jorio uses his outside shower, and he has been working out. Damnnnnn!

              • @werefreeatlast
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                123 hours ago

                Shit! I forgot my iPod in the engine bay. Could I have until next week? My spaceship is at the North Pole chasing ruzzians. It’s a mission, what can I say. I’ll be up there Saturday and I’ll get my iPod and get out of your way. I can give the old rust can a kick for good measure. Or heck, I could fill it with random pyrotechnics so we can all enjoy. Like having a view of war but in space… from the ground.

    • Miles O'Brien
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      33 days ago

      Never underestimate how far amateur radio telescope operators will go for a clean sky.

      • Flying SquidM
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        12 days ago

        Amateur radio astronomy is really cool. I was into optical telescopes for a long time, I used to have a really nice 8" Newtonian. But the radio telescope stuff is so complicated. The people doing it just for fun are so smart. I have a lot of respect for them.

        • Miles O'Brien
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          22 days ago

          It’s a wee bit out of my bailiwick, sad to say. Their “hobby smarts” are my “oh my god this is the most concentration I’ve ever had to use to figure something out smarts” although regular astronomy is a hobby I can never get enough of

          All I’ve got for now is a tiny 4in newtonian , and though I do want to upgrade, it’s on the back burner for a few years while all my other expenses are sorted.

          Still orders of magnitude better than the refractor I used to have.

    • Psaldorn
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      23 days ago

      Deploy the space Rooba!

  • Deebster
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    443 days ago

    We need to avoid what I call super-spreader events.

    Or what everyone else calls the Kessler syndrome.

    • AnyOldName3
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      72 days ago

      It’s not Kessler Syndrome until it’s so bad that we can’t feasibly launch anything new. A single cascading collision chain might calm down again after breaking a lot of stuff without any catastrophic long term impact if all the debris ends up either in a stable orbit that can be predicted and avoided by other objects, or unstable orbits that decay until the debris falls out of orbit.

  • @[email protected]
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    172 days ago

    They shouldn’t worry so much about why the original satellite is in a new orbit. They should worry about the indistinguishable replica which took its place.

    • Daemon Silverstein
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      21 day ago

      If I know correctly, some satellites have ionic propellers, needing just electricity to function.

    • @[email protected]
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      483 days ago

      from the sound of it, no, the article suggests that someone probably commanded them to fire back in the 70s while the thing still worked, and its just unclear when exactly this was and who did it.

      • @AbidanYre
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        193 days ago

        And it took 50 years to notice?

        • @[email protected]
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          132 days ago

          No, it would have been detected by various systems pretty much immediately. Those systems are military though, and probably wouldn’t tell the general public about the movement of military satellites

          It’s also conceivable that it was detected in that orbit but not recognised, so it was treated as a mystery object

  • Rhaedas
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    193 days ago

    I thought we had a good idea what was where in orbit. How is this a sudden surprise? I had first read it thinking that it had drifted recently for some reason, but it’s been in that place for 50 years. I get that as more satellites go up things become more risky, but this should have been a known problem a long time ago.

    • Cethin
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      72 days ago

      The way I read it is that it’s old news, but who did it still isn’t publicized. I’m sure some people know who did it, just not the public.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 days ago

        Given that it was done in the 70s, probably by people who were at least in their 40s at the time, it’s very possible that they’re all dead by now.

    • @ouch
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      22 days ago

      Ooh, a text fragment in the wild. Does not seem to work in Firefox mobile. Did you make it by hand or with some extension?

    • Miles O'Brien
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      13 days ago

      Honestly this was my first thought.

      “sounds like the DOD wanted to test if anyone would notice they moved something with the X37”