You’re lucky those six fingers are on your right hand. I’ve been searching all my life for a man with six fingers on his left hand, I have vengeance in mind, a whole speech ready for him and everything.

That’s uh, poignant on a few levels. At least six levels.

Pissed off at the world because you got six fingers? Be happy, at least you weren’t born with two dicks and no hands.

That extra finger is why you really wanna wear a space suit in space. That cosmic radiation is gnar.

is it still the middle finger if its 2 of 6? do you have to hold #3 and #4 up together?

Oh my god, it’s the six-fingered man! Someone get Inigo Montoya into low Earth orbit right now!